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DOS emulator brings Raspberry Pi back to the ’90s for Doom LAN parties
Who can forget the first time they obliterated their buddy with a BFG9000 during a spirited Doom game? Raspberry Pi coder Pate wants to resurrect those
40 Easter Bunnies more terrifying than a crucified man coming back from the dead.
After I give them their eggs, I am taking them back to my planet with me.As hard as shopping malls try to make “going to see the Easter Bunny” a thing, it’s never quite caught on like visiting Santa C…
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Quoting Tumblr People
I often quote people from Tumblr because of all the hilarious, interesting, or just plain weird things said there. I currently have too many quotes saved to post individually so I thought I'd share a whole bunch at once.
"It's crazy that Leonardo da Vinci could paint and invent all that stuff and still find time to be a crime fighting turtle."
"Fill your pockets with spaghetti to prevent people from pickpocketing you."
"Imagine if you sneezed and then spoke another language for the rest of your life."
"Two people sitting in front me on the bus were talking about how rude it is when people eavesdrop on others' conversations and I told them that I totally agree."
"If you ever feel like you’re a bad driver remember that in the entire state of Ohio in 1895 there were only two cars on the road and the drivers of those two cars crashed into each other."
"Do you think snakes ever get sad because they are unable to clap."
"One time this dude was being stupid so I said "well you can’t spell stupid without u" and he got really angry and shouted "WELL THERE'S AN 'I' IN STUPID TOO" and I just stared at him for a really long time."
"On a scale of one to invade Russia in the winter, how bad is your idea?"
"I made a salad but it was super warm so I put it in the freezer and forgot about it and now it's rock hard I'm angry. Update: Do not microwave salad."
"Pro tip: Glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead."
"Next time you're washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say "this water is getting out of hand" – it's a guaranteed way to make friends. I have never tried it but it is guaranteed."
"My favorite flavor of cake is more."
"Imagine a really small horse riding a regular sized horse."
"What you said: I'm from Australia.
What they heard: G'day mate, crikey this weather's crazy. I'll put another shrimp on the barbie after I ride my kangaroo, stone the flamin crows mate I think a dingo ate my baby."
"I hate when you email your professors and they reply and Gmail refers to them by their first name. Like excuse you, Gmail, please do not refer to my professor as Daniel. The man has a doctorate. This is just disrespectful."
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